Queer Tango

I’d been thinking of something to make people smile and wanted to bring out my daftest, hopefully comical, and uplifting side for you. What popped into my head was Queer Tango because I’d heard and read about the term which is/was used which I gathered was something to do with when there weren’t enough men/women to lead/follow so they just grabbed whoever… friends, chairs… and now I’m singing Jailhouse Rock.

My version of this has no bearing on sexuality or the genders of my eclectic cast but more the fact that they are not quite the full shilling. I’m hoping to give you this weekly and it’s here online completely for free. If you’ve ever seen Stepping Out, watched a Victoria Wood sketch, like the idea of daft people attempting to dance, have read Beached, La Vie en Bleu or Best Maid Plans and enjoyed them, then Queer Tango may well be something you’ll chuckle at.

It is set in a very eccentric little town somewhere in the UK… so relax, get in the mood for a giggle, and get ready for some very queer tango…  

Episode 1: Imperfect Pilates

Episode 2: Indecent Proportions

Episode 3: Hats Not Right

Episode 4: Egg-straordinarily Happy

Episode 5: Taking the Plimsole

Episode 6: Al Fresco

Episode 7: Yoga Pants

Episode 8: Red, White and Blue

Episode 9: Ruby’s Plimsole

Episode 10: Icing On The Cake

Episode 11: Hedgey Situation

Episode 12: The Pink Plimsole

Episode 13: Tracey and her Ricky

Episode 14: A Bit of A Pullover

Episode 15: Perfect Cup of Tea

Episode 16: Close Enough For Jazz

Episode 17: A Little Bit of Liza

Episode 18: All About Feeling!

Episode 19: Snickers, sneakers, bicycle pumps and other assorted dance moves

Episode 20: Swinging It

Episode 21: A Bit of a Plank

Episode 22: A Rainy Day

Episode 23: Just For The Love of It.

Episode 24: Wedding Dresses and Tango Hats

Episode 25: Lovingly Disreputable

Episode 26: Sparkling Conversation

Episode 27: In The Groove

Episode 28: Plimsole-d Pink

Episode 29: Dress Rehearsal

Episode 30: Liza At First Sight

Episode 31: Doing A Trevor

Episode 32: Pleasingly Posh

Episode 33: Stanetta’s New Wig

Episode 34: Tracy’s Tamtastic Tango

Episode 35: Gaynor and Her Clippers

Episode 36: Feather Dusters and Polishing Cloths

Episode 37: Bicycle Helmet

Episode 38: George Mats, Mouthwash and Baby Harnesses

Episode 39: Feeling Ruby Inside and Out

Episode 40 – Bumblethorpe’s Christmas Show

Episode 41: Mary-Lou’s Pie

Episode 42 – Dancing Fit

Episode 43 – Janis’s Overalls

Episode 44: Leading Georgetta

Episode 45: Knotted Knitters

Episode 46: Furry Tango

Episode 47: Lovely Eyes.

Episode 48: Hedges’ Furry Helper

Episode 49: Dancing Paws

Episode 50: The Bumblethorpe Bee

Episode 51: A Class Outing

Episode 52: Organic Onions

Episode 53: Those Kinda Friends.

Episode 54: Nice and Palm

Episode 55: Easter Special – Eggstra Chocolate

Episode 56: Class In Camping

Episode 57: Ruby’s New Dress

Episode 58: A hop, a step and a Snickers

Episode 59: Stuck Like Gum

Episode 60: George’s Fishy Dancing

Episode 61: Trouser-presser

Episode 62: Two sugars and a Splash of Milk

Episode 63: The Great Jelly Relay of Dribbleston

Episode 64: Queer Tango